Memes dichos por sandl

meme del día: ¡sooooooooooy un inseeeeeeeecto de la noooooooooooche! OwO!

tiflojuegos.com -- Chiiilee campeooooon, chile campeón, el que no salta es argentino maricón, chi le cam peeeeeeón, chile campeón, el que no salta es argentino segundón (8).

sobre el perrrhrrrrhrrrrhrrrhrrrhrrro y las minas. el perro les pone carita de que necesita cariño, y las minas weonas, caen, lo toman en brazos y lo abrazan poniéndolo contra su pecho xd. y este wn se ba al cielo

áxel, jamás vuelbas a decir que estás por conceguir una chica, o te darán claces de seducción como estas:
áxel, recuerda ser sutíl para conquistar a una chica. solo basta con acercarte a la que tengas vista, sonreirle, y cuando te preste atención, te le acercas y le agarras una teta mientras le dices: señorita, usted tiene los pechos perfectos para amamantar a los hijos que le haré cuando salgamos de clase y la lleve al descampado de a la vuelta. así de delicado, así con esa seducción y carisma animal xd.
Señorita, según mi pechómetro, sus senos son perfectos para amantar a la camada que usted me dará. Vamos al patio de atrás para hacerla realidad (?)
no entendieron que era broma tt

gringo1: hey! iniciemos una pelea, te voy a ganar, yo soy el macho boy, vas a perder! juajuajuajuajua
japonés: claro, gringo-san
... 5 segundos después
gringo1: nooooo! voy a perder! quita modo pk antes de morir
japonés: hey gringo-san, asi no vale
gringo1: ¡es que hiciste trampa! japo cheater! yo no estaba listo y buabuabuabuabuabuabuabuabuaaaaaa japo luloooo!
japonés: gringo-san ql.

-¿No quieres pelear conmigo? Está bien, resolvamos esto como se debe, podrías empezar...no sé...DEVOLVIÉNDOME A MI NOVIA Repelente, abyecto, vomitivo,
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fulano, calienta huevos, ridículo petardo, pasmarote, esprinto desidiosa, puto, reputo, soputo, recontra puto, hija de puta, hija de un millón de putas,
escupe pitos, cara de pedo, necrofílico, aliento a mojón, lame bukkake, revuelca leche, coño de su madre y de su abuela, conchudo, culo roto, nalgas reventadas,
traga sable, succiona pitos, esfinter partido, ojete deshilachado, sor de mocos, capullo, pelmaso, zoquete, masturbador crónico, chupa tampones, regludo,
coprófago, gerontofilia, turra, ojete, atorrante, tierrudo, pajudo, mama huevos, nanista, cara de concha, y Grandisimo bastardo.
amén...

robot uno: ven robotina, tengo una tuerca para tiiiii bipp bipp
robotina: pero bot, el amo va a llegar en 5 minutos según su calendario biiiiip
robot: descuida bip bipb, ya hackeé el auto para que de una vuelta extra bip, se demorará 10 minutos
robotina: ooooooo
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amo llegando a la casa: .... Menos mal que me vine en bi ... ¡a la mierda!

lleva a misa algo de salsa de tomate, una pequeña cortapluma, y crema de afeitar.
en medio de la misa, te haces unas pequeñas llagas en las manos, te embadurnas la cara con salsa de tomate y la crema de afeitar, y luego te tiras al suelo retorsiéndote y gritando cosas satánicas. Diciendo que el anticristo vendrá, satanás vive en tu cuerpo, las llagas del infierno han aparesido en tus manos, pegas un par de gritos guturales de screamo, y optras cosas así, a, y terminas con el grito de Dios no existe, Chuck Norris es nuestro salvador y el mounstruo spagueti volador está sentado a su diestra.

vengo a gritar a esta casa abandonada y me sale un viejo en calsones, con la barba blanca chorreando de abena, apoyándose en un viejo bastón nudoso gritando hacia afuera.... que suuusto....
aclaro, anda vestido con una roñosa bata de dormir, y lleva un pequeño babero manchado con abena. anda medio encorvado, y está descalso. la bata le llega un poco más arriba de las rodillas.
cuando sandl yega a tfj, grita y sale ryu...

cuando sandl y sev se ponen a camviar el nombre del grupo y todos los que ponen...
culoseb.com.
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y terminó en...
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un día, jugábamos three d velocity online en un server creado por sandl y entonces...
De ali, ahora aparecieron bots...
y hay como 4 axels xd.
De Sandl Okino, mami,
se volvi[o loocoo.
en la consola están saliendo 1584 errores!
listo, creado de nuevo...
por que mierda se están creando bots?
soy yo? o seb se estrelló o bajó a piso.
sandl y su hermosa compativilidad...

sandl haciéndola de cache:
de hace rato que me quiero ir a duchar y no me dejan, putos hijos de las re chonchesumares váyanse a follar a otro lado weones cagados de la re mil puta jódanse en la cana llamaré a los pacos para que los jodan y los den de lumazos panda de retrazaos cagaos del mate miren como han dejao la weá si no se puede más con ustedes que los jodan por la re chucha esto ya se fue a la cresta váyanse a cagar chuipen leche por galón adictos alfollaje virtual y ... los amo a todos, duchaaaa!

un pequeño fayl:
sandl: ya vengo xD
leo: Era para que lloraras: (
leo: Uy me confundí estaba escribiendo en whatsapp y toqué la notificación y se abrió esta mierda axd
1 de abril... día del leo's fayl!

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alpejate! bade retro! bástago del diablo! no os acerqueis a mí! endemoniado lenguaje de programación sin orden, ni dios ni ley! alejad vuestras ensangrentadas llaves de mi lindo cóooooooooooodigooo! no os aserqueis vuestros paréntesis a mi compilador! Hijo del diablo, bástago de la putrefacción y el desorden de la wev, compadre de adobe flash! no entrareis en mi vida! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! puuuudreos en el fondo de su aviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiismooooooooooooo! alejaos morid! moriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!

por cierto perro, para lo que dijiste respecto al pleve, hombre, ten en cuenta que el ogro pertenece a ambos grupos. a los raros retrasados y a los imbéciles que cantan narcocorridos

ah! ah! ah! ah! seb! así seb! ah! anda! empuja más! un poco más! huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! justo ahí! aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! ya viene ya viene! haaaaaaaaaaaaaa! eso! empuja un poco más! ahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

prendan la fogata, sacrifiquen una cabra! invoquemos al gran j, nuestro savio, señor y salbadoooooorrrhrrñrrrhrrñ! aaaaRG ajá, dejé dejebe tu dejebe a seebi now wa amanajebe tu dejebe widi di pi...

pero es que se sabe que los controles de Xbox son hechos por windows... osea, así: using system. executing create_joistic.dll; remastericing; if robot=1 (create carcasa); executing internal_components.exe; compile; debug; enter; play; ready. y bualá, joistick. necesitas una impresora 3d para sacarlo bien, pero igual funcionan, y se los recomiendo ámpliamente. windows, te amo! desde que windows se creó así mismo y creó los controles para xbox la vida es mucho más bella xd. sandl, turn down for what by sev. toma eso mutafuka!

Oh! queridos hermanos! Llegó la hora de hacer nuestro rito satánico!
Los planetas se han alineado! la obscuridad es total! Y las holas del mar embravecidas azotan la pulcritud de nuestro escabroso templo!
Hagan un círculo! corten sus muñecas con sus cuchillos sagrados! y dejen gotear su líquido vital sobre el pentagrama de invocación!
¡alcen todos sus gargantas al cielo y canten el ritual junto a mí!
¡oh gran bob! ¡espandrajo todo poderoso! Dios y gigantesca divinidad! ¡por favor! ¡oye nuestra plegaaaaaaaaaaaaariaaaaaaa!
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Este es el cuento, del gatito feo.
Había una vez, un pequenio gatito que vivía en un pueblo muy muy lejano. Al pobre gatito, nadie lo quería.
Un día, el pobre gato quiso cambiar su historia; por lo que fue a maullarle a una de sus primas.
Aquella prima, otra gatita del lugar, al ver que su primo no dejaba de molestarle, decidió darle un regalo.
Aprovechando que estaban solos, para que el gatito no molestase más, le decidió regalar su rico, jugoso y suabesito... texto rallado
El gatito quedó tan, pero tan agradecido de su prima, que dejó de importarle que le dijesen feo. Por lo que el gatito niau niau, dejó de maullar por las noches.
Además, su prima, le contó a las otras primas, quienes decidieron darle el mismo regalo para que dejase de joder.
Y esa ninios, es la historia del gatito feo.

cuando a sandl se le sale lo chileno que yeba en la sangre:¡por su puesto que no te sale nada, pedazo de retrasado subnormal! ¡si lo que ahí tení saco e wea es primero el puto capcha! ¡chuchesumare! ¡como mierda no podí leer que ahí te dice una wea como 2+3! ¿como tan aweonao para no saber sumar o restar? ¿qué chucha tení en el cerebro? ¿saco pelota, chuchesumare cagao del mate? ¿te dejaron caer cuando naciste o no? ¿erí weón o te así? Anda a cagar mejor. tení que hacerte ver. Por la chucha, como tan mal weón. Le ponemo una weá aprueba de aweonao y salen aweonao má weone que puta que las cagan los rechuchesumare pa weones... arg!

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gringo: chino-chan podemos poner un servidor de su juego aquí en américa, y traducirlo al inglés para jugadores internacionales?
chino-chan: avel, a mi gustarlme tu propuesta, pelo... ¿cuánto dinelo yo ganal con selvidol glingo?
gringo: no lo sé, no lo hemos calculado.
chino-chan: fuck then: sin dinelo, no hay juego, yo hacel juego pol dinelo no pala cieguito jugón págueme.
Gringo: pero pero!
chino-chan: fuck you, then glingo.

somos buenos, somos sanos, somos la nueva onda. la tiflojueguina. tu nueva droga...
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Ciegos, levántense de sus tumbas. Cayó la noche, el sol se apagó! y en un mundo lleno de tinieblas buestro será el poder! Ciegos, levántense de sus tumbas, yo así lo ordeno!

Let the battle begin!
germanico says to the team: mostrar
SEB, "psychic" type, with 300 health points and 49 cards in their deck.
germanico, "fairy" type, with 300 health points and 47 cards in their deck.
sanslash332, "rock" type, with 300 health points and 40 cards in their deck.
Alisson, "steel" type, with 300 health points and 55 cards in their deck.
Let's go!
SEB (turn 1).
sanslash332 says: shit
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
preventive trussing, confinement, prudence, mineral insensitivity, silence barrier
preventive trussing, confinement, prudence, mineral insensitivity, silence barrier
preventive trussing, confinement, prudence, mineral insensitivity, silence barrier
preventive trussing, confinement, prudence, mineral insensitivity, silence barrier
SEB uses "precalculus".
SEB's "success" level increases from 0 to 4.
germanico (turn 1).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
"germanico" has a play on draw card!
germanico uses "musical drawing".
SEB says: me encanta el sonido de esta carta xd
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico uses "magical flute".
germanico's "confusion" level decreases from 0 to -1.
germanico's "sleep" level decreases from 0 to -2.
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 says: les robamos la ideaxd
sanslash332 (turn 1).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
"sanslash332" has a play on draw card!
sanslash332 uses "unforeseen confinement".
sanslash332 draws 2 card from their deck.
Alisson says: xd
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "confinement".
sanslash332 draws 2 card from their deck.
preventive trussing, prudence, mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier
Alisson (turn 1).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
preventive trussing, prudence, mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier
Alisson chose to take a mulligan!
Alisson can't draw during 1 turns.
SEB (turn 2).
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: hmmm al ali le tendre que pegar con las flechas electricas
SEB uses "epileptic wave" on sanslash332.
sanslash332's "success" level decreases from 0 to -4.
germanico says to the team: sep
germanico (turn 2).
sanslash332 says: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mami, nasi tonto
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico uses "magical flute".
germanico's "confusion" level decreases from -1 to -2.
germanico's "sleep" level decreases from -2 to -4.
Alisson says: vio demasiado el episodio ese de pkmn xd
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 (turn 2).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson says: y anda epiléptico
sanslash332 uses "preventive trussing".
Alisson says: xd
germanico says: xddd
sanslash332 draws 6 card from their deck.
Alisson (turn 2).
Alisson can't draw.
Alisson will be able to draw next turn!
Your current type is "rock" (level 3).
preventive trussing, prudence, mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier
germanico says: pobre pórigon
Alisson decided to junk a card they can't use.
SEB (turn 3).
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB uses "reflection".
sanslash332 says: lo peor que ni fue su culpa
SEB's "special attack" level increases from 0 to 1.
germanico says: lo peor es que no fue su culpa
germanico (turn 3).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: lol
germanico says: xddd
germanico uses "audio power".
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 (turn 3).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico says: es que es la verdad xd
sanslash332 uses "prudence".
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB says: que turno vamos? xd
Alisson (turn 3).
Alisson (turn 3).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: 3
SEB says: omg dd
sanslash332 says: lo miras ... a la suma?
sanslash332 says: 5
Alisson decided to junk a card they can't use.
SEB (turn 4).
sanslash332 says: crei que te referias al combatexd
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB decided to junk a card they can't use.
germanico (turn 4).
"magical flute"'s effects are ending.
germanico's "confusion" level increases from -2 to -1.
germanico's "sleep" level increases from -4 to -2.
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: si puedes dormir a alguien, el seb es peor
germanico uses "fairy song" on SEB.
SEB loses 4 health points and now has 296 health points.
sanslash332 (turn 4).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: trata de no gastar esas canciones
SEB says: soplame esta flauta :v
sanslash332 says to the team: fijate que son para recuperar notas, luego de usar el forest sinfoni
sanslash332 says to the team: solo si no tienes otra opcion
germanico says to the team: lo se,pero no tenía nada mejor xd
sanslash332 uses "preventive trussing".
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, diamond arrow, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier
Alisson (turn 4).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Your current type is "rock" (level 6). You have also level 2 in the electric type.
Alisson decided to junk a card they can't use.
SEB (turn 5).
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, diamond arrow, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier
Your current type is "rock" (level 6). You have also level 2 in the electric type.
Alisson says: puta mano malaaaa
germanico says: xddd
mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, diamond arrow, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier
mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, diamond arrow, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier
SEB decided to junk a card they can't use.
germanico (turn 5).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico says to the team: a quien le pego?
germanico says to the team: a sev no?
sanslash332 says to the team: si
germanico uses "fairy sonata" on SEB.
SEB loses 9 health points and now has 287 health points.
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 (turn 5).
"epileptic wave"'s effects are ending.
sanslash332's "success" level increases from -4 to 0.
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
"sanslash332" has a play on draw card!
sanslash332 uses "unforeseen confinement".
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
"sanslash332" has a play on draw card!
sanslash332 uses "unforeseen confinement".
Alisson says: dx
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: fuego!
Which target?
SEB, "psychic" type level 9, 287 health points , special attack at level 1, success at level 4, 5 cards in hand, 39 cards in deck, 5 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
sanslash332 uses "diamond arrow" on SEB.
Critical hit!
SEB loses 61 health points and now has 226 health points.
Alisson (turn 5).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "preventive trussing".
Alisson draws 2 card from their deck.
mineral insensitivity, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, diamond arrow, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier, preventive trussing
SEB (turn 6).
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
The environment is "neutral" ().
SEB, "psychic" type level 10, 226 health points , special attack at level 1, success at level 4, 6 cards in hand, 38 cards in deck, 5 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
germanico, "fairy" type level 11, 300 health points , confusion at level -1, sleep at level -2, 10 cards in hand, 35 cards in deck, 6 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
sanslash332, "rock" type level 8, 300 health points , 17 cards in hand, 15 cards in deck, 8 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
Alisson, "steel" type level 6, 300 health points , 6 cards in hand, 45 cards in deck, 4 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
SEB decided to junk a card they can't use.
germanico (turn 6).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB says: aha amano mal a
germanico uses "fairy sonata" on SEB.
sanslash332 says: si, mano mala.eso no se toca
SEB loses 9 health points and now has 217 health points.
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 (turn 6).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB says: deja de cantarme
Which target?
SEB, "psychic" type level 10, 217 health points , special attack at level 1, success at level 4, 5 cards in hand, 38 cards in deck, 6 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
sanslash332 uses "diamond arrow" on SEB.
Critical hit!
Alisson says: seb, aveces pienso que sacaste mazos de algun wn por internet xd. aun que... yo ando igual...
SEB loses 61 health points and now has 156 health points.
Alisson (turn 6).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson says: xd
sanslash332 says: son los mios xd
SEB says: y tu deja de dispararme
Alisson uses "steal sword" on germanico.
Critical hit!
This is super effective!
germanico loses 22 health points and now has 278 health points.
SEB (turn 7).
"precalculus"'s effects are ending.
SEB's "success" level decreases from 4 to 0.
germanico says: naa
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: dolor, dolor! mil años de puto y malditodolor!
SEB uses "search".
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico (turn 7).
"magical flute"'s effects are ending.
germanico's "confusion" level increases from -1 to 0.
germanico's "sleep" level increases from -2 to 0.
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico uses "fairy sonata" on SEB.
SEB says: ahiii hahiii
SEB loses 9 health points and now has 147 health points.
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 (turn 7).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "prudence".
germanico says: soy mejor que el tal luiz miguel ese xd
Alisson (turn 7).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "steelworks".
Alisson's "steel" level increases from 9 to 10.
SEB (turn 8).
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB uses "hypnosis" on sanslash332.
But sanslash332 has a parry card!
sanslash332 uses "mineral insensitivity".
sanslash332 gets 1 "mineral insensitivity" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 can't draw during 2 turns.
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico (turn 8).
sanslash332 says: jojojojo
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier, preventive trussing, preventive trussing, mineral insensitivity, scale arrow
silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier, preventive trussing, preventive trussing, mineral insensitivity, scale arrow
germanico says: que gracioso!
germanico uses "silly laugh" on SEB.
SEB's "confusion" level increases from 0 to 1.
sanslash332 (turn 8).
sanslash332 can't draw.
Which target?
SEB, "psychic" type level 13, 147 health points , special attack at level 1, confusion at level 1, 6 cards in hand, 35 cards in deck, 8 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
sanslash332 uses "scale arrow" on SEB.
Critical hit!
SEB loses 49 health points and now has 98 health points.
Alisson (turn 8).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "miniaturization".
Alisson's "physical attack" level decreases from 0 to -2.
Alisson's "physical defense" level decreases from 0 to -4.
Alisson's "dodge" level increases from 0 to 6.
SEB (turn 9).
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: no te escondas tu oe!
Alisson says: si me da estoy jodido xd
SEB is trying to move but is confused.
SEB got hurt!
SEB loses 3 health points and now has 95 health points.
germanico says: xddd
germanico (turn 9).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico says to the team: duermo a ali?
sanslash332 says to the team: ni te arriesgues
germanico says to the team: tonces?
sanslash332 says to the team: tiene +6 en punteria
sanslash332 says to the team: al seb noma
sanslash332 says to the team: pa que subas nivel
The environment is "neutral" ().
SEB, "psychic" type level 14, 95 health points , special attack at level 1, confusion at level 1, 6 cards in hand, 34 cards in deck, 9 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
germanico, "fairy" type level 18, 278 health points , 13 cards in hand, 31 cards in deck, 9 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
sanslash332, "rock" type level 13, 300 health points , 17 cards in hand, 12 cards in deck, 12 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
Alisson, "steel" type level 13, 300 health points , physical attack at level -2, physical defense at level -4, dodge at level 6, 6 cards in hand, 42 cards in deck, 7 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
germanico uses "lullaby" on SEB.
SEB's "sleep" level increases from 0 to 2.
sanslash332 (turn 9).
sanslash332 can't draw.
sanslash332 will be able to draw next turn!
sanslash332 says: cacha la serenata que te hacen po seb, hasta un solo ahora
sanslash332 uses "preventive trussing".
Alisson (turn 9).
SEB says: me siento honrrado xd
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier, preventive trussing, mineral insensitivity
germanico says: ni tu novio te lo ha hecho xd
Alisson uses "miniaturization".
Alisson's "physical attack" level decreases from -2 to -4.
Alisson's "physical defense" level decreases from -4 to -8.
Alisson's "dodge" level increases from 6 to 12.
SEB (turn 10).
"silly laugh"'s effects are ending.
SEB's "confusion" level decreases from 1 to 0.
sanslash332 says: ya se puso el ultrainstinto
SEB is asleep.
germanico (turn 10).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
"germanico" has a play on draw card!
germanico uses "musical drawing".
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
The environment is "neutral" ().
SEB, "psychic" type level 15, 95 health points , special attack at level 1, sleep at level 2, 6 cards in hand, 34 cards in deck, 9 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
germanico, "fairy" type level 21, 278 health points , 14 cards in hand, 29 cards in deck, 11 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
sanslash332, "rock" type level 15, 300 health points , 16 cards in hand, 12 cards in deck, 13 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
Alisson, "steel" type level 15, 300 health points , physical attack at level -4, physical defense at level -8, dodge at level 12, 6 cards in hand, 41 cards in deck, 8 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
germanico decided not to play this turn.
germanico can't draw during 1 turns.
sanslash332 (turn 10).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: trato de pegarle al ali?
sanslash332 says to the team: asi por hacer el weon? xD
germanico says to the team: no lo creo xd
sanslash332 says to the team: bue
Which target?
SEB, "psychic" type level 15, 95 health points , special attack at level 1, sleep at level 2, 6 cards in hand, 34 cards in deck, 9 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
sanslash332 uses "scale arrow" on SEB.
Critical hit!
SEB loses 49 health points and now has 46 health points.
Alisson (turn 10).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "link to the past".
Alisson draws 4 card from their discard pile.
SEB (turn 11).
germanico says to the team: mata a sev, y luego hablamos xd
"lullaby"'s effects are ending.
SEB's "sleep" level decreases from 2 to 0.
SEB draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: dale
silence barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, magnetic barrier, silence barrier, rock barrier, mineral insensitivity, rock barrier, magnetic barrier, rock barrier, thunder arrow, silence barrier, preventive trussing, mineral insensitivity
SEB uses "hypnotic dice" on sanslash332.
But sanslash332 has a parry card!
Alisson says: hay que paagaaaar eeel preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecio
sanslash332 uses "mineral insensitivity".
sanslash332 gets 1 "mineral insensitivity" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 can't draw during 2 turns.
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico (turn 11).
germanico can't draw.
germanico will be able to draw next turn!
germanico uses "magical score".
sanslash332 says to the team: eeso
germanico gets 10 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 (turn 11).
sanslash332 can't draw.
Which target?
SEB, "psychic" type level 17, 46 health points , special attack at level 1, 6 cards in hand, 33 cards in deck, 10 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
sanslash332 uses "scale arrow" on SEB.
Critical hit!
SEB loses 46 health points and now has 0 health points.
SEB has been defeated!
germanico says to the team: mata a sev, yo mato a ali xd
Alisson (turn 11).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "preventive trussing".
sanslash332 says to the team: el problema ... bue
Alisson draws 6 card from their deck.
germanico (turn 12).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: es ahora achuntarle
germanico uses "magical score".
sanslash332 says to the team: oo
germanico gets 20 "musical note" cards in their hand.
SEB says: eso suena tan lindo xd
Alisson says: uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sanslash332 (turn 12).
sanslash332 can't draw.
sanslash332 will be able to draw next turn!
sanslash332 says to the team: espera que se le vayan las minaturisaciones
SEB says: pero te va a joder hu
germanico says to the team: claro xd
sanslash332 says to the team: al menos que el forest sinfoni diga que no falla
sanslash332 says: un sec
germanico says to the team: audiopoder, Sinfonía del bosque, Canto de la sirena, 40 Nota musical
sanslash332 says to the team: usa el audiopoder
other actions
change your type to "electric" type
sanslash332 decides to change types!
sanslash332 is now "electric" type.
germanico says to the team: no tenía tantas cosas en la mano desde que estaba con mi ex novia! if you know that i mean
sanslash332 can't change types during 4 turns.
sanslash332 can't draw during 1 turns.
Alisson (turn 12).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "prospecting".
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico (turn 13).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico uses "audio power".
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 (turn 13).
sanslash332 can't draw.
sanslash332 will be able to draw next turn!
germanico says to the team: me puedo re curar xd
sanslash332 says to the team: ejale
sanslash332 says to the team: achuntaleeeeeeeeeeee
sanslash332 uses "thunder arrow" on Alisson.
But sanslash332 fails!
sanslash332 says: bu
Alisson (turn 13).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "link to the past".
Alisson draws 7 card from their discard pile.
sanslash332 says to the team: el problema es que si el ali te mete un rayo, te va a volar el culo
germanico (turn 14).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: lee, la sinfonia no dice que no puede fallar?
Alisson says: gerpán no mueeeras
3 connected clients.
Alisson 187 ms
germanico 1048 ms
SEB 221 ms
485 ms
germanico says to the team: no xd
sanslash332 says to the team: hu
The environment is "neutral" ().
germanico, "fairy" type level 28, 278 health points , 45 cards in hand, 25 cards in deck, 14 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
sanslash332, "electric" type level 12, 300 health points , 15 cards in hand, 10 cards in deck, 17 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
Alisson, "steel" type level 19, 300 health points , physical attack at level -4, physical defense at level -8, dodge at level 12, 24 cards in hand, 30 cards in deck, 1 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
sanslash332 says to the team: que tienes en mano?
SEB says: primera vez que veo que una flecha falla
germanico says to the team: bardo, Audioterapia, Sinfonía del bosque, Canción de cuna, Canto de la sirena, 40 Nota musical
Alisson says: es que el arquero ta ciego xd
sanslash332 says to the team: hmmm curate
germanico uses "audio therapy".
germanico gets 129 health points and now has 407 health points.
sanslash332 (turn 14).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "thunder arrow" on Alisson.
But sanslash332 fails!
sanslash332 says: puto ali
Alisson (turn 14).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB says: parece que sí xd
sanslash332 says: el wn tiuene +12 en evacion, ahi nada entra
Alisson uses "preventive trussing".
Alisson draws 11 card from their deck.
germanico (turn 15).
SEB says: la música te cura el alma
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
"germanico" has a play on draw card!
germanico uses "musical drawing".
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: que te salio? xD
We're still waiting for germanico.
3 connected clients.
Alisson 183 ms
germanico 1086 ms
SEB 223 ms
497 ms
Alisson says: weon quien anda laaaaaaaaaaaag
sanslash332 says: adivina
We're still waiting for germanico.
Alisson says: germ
sanslash332 says: nooooooooooooooooooooooo nooooooo te mueraaaaaas
germanico says: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sanslash332 says: si es el germ
We're still waiting for germanico.
Alisson says: se muere
Alisson says: uu volvió
sanslash332 says: si, volvió
sanslash332 says to the team: que te salió?
germanico says to the team: me hago bardo?
sanslash332 says to the team: si
germanico uses "bard".
germanico now has the "bard" posture.
sanslash332 (turn 15).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "prudence".
Alisson (turn 15).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
The environment is "neutral" ().
germanico, "fairy" type level 32, 407 health points , 45 cards in hand, 23 cards in deck, 17 cards in discard pile, bard (+3 power on "sound" launched attacks, +1 power on "mouth" launched attacks, -4 power on "physical" launched attacks, +3 power on "weapon" received attacks, +2 power on "physical" received attacks, -2 power on "sound" received attacks), team 2,
sanslash332, "electric" type level 15, 300 health points , 15 cards in hand, 8 cards in deck, 19 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
Alisson, "steel" type level 21, 300 health points , physical attack at level -4, physical defense at level -8, dodge at level 12, 36 cards in hand, 17 cards in deck, 2 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
sanslash332 says to the team: u, nivel 21
sanslash332 says to the team: ... shiit
Alisson uses "steelworks".
Alisson's "steel" level increases from 21 to 22.
germanico (turn 16).
sanslash332 says to the team: .... bue
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: que te saio?
germanico says to the team: mira
germanico says to the team: Flauta mágica, Sinfonía del bosque, Canción de cuna, 2 Canto de la sirena, 41 Nota musical
sanslash332 says to the team: ...
sanslash332 says to the team: tirale la canciónde cuna. no se, por tirar algo
sanslash332 says to the team: o si quieres arriesga con la sinfonia
germanico says to the team: tiene +12 en evación xd
sanslash332 says to the team: cualquier wea falla
sanslash332 says to the team: xd
Alisson says: xd
germanico uses "magical flute".
germanico's "confusion" level decreases from 0 to -1.
germanico's "sleep" level decreases from 0 to -2.
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 (turn 16).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says to the team: dios, dirije por favor esta flecha!
sanslash332 says: dios, dirije por favor esta flecha!
sanslash332 uses "scale arrow" on Alisson.
But sanslash332 fails!
Alisson (turn 16).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: .... a dios vale pico
SEB says: no lo puedo creer xd
germanico says: dios no existe bro xd
Alisson uses "miniaturization".
Alisson's "physical attack" level decreases from -4 to -6.
Alisson's "physical defense" level decreases from -8 to -12.
Alisson's "dodge" level increases from 12 to 18.
sanslash332 says: pero miren el hijo de puta gigante! xd
germanico (turn 17).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB says: se les escapa xdddd
sanslash332 says: esa wea esta muy rota xd
germanico uses "lullaby" on Alisson.
But germanico fails!
sanslash332 (turn 17).
sanslash332 can now change types.
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
"sanslash332" has a play on draw card!
sanslash332 uses "unforeseen confinement".
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "confinement".
Alisson (turn 17).
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico says: son muchos turnos, en mis tiempos no eran tantos xd
Alisson uses "miniaturization".
Alisson's "physical attack" level decreases from -6 to -8.
sanslash332 says: y lo peor que las maldiciones por el a link to the past no le caen
Alisson's "physical defense" level decreases from -12 to -16.
Alisson's "dodge" level increases from 18 to 24.
SEB says: jjajjajajajjajajajja
sanslash332 says: tiene suerte xd
germanico (turn 18).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
germanico uses "forest symphony" on Alisson.
But germanico fails!
sanslash332 says to the team: recuerdame para la proxima que vea al ali sacar ese mazo golpearle hasta que muera antes que quqe haga eos
sanslash332 (turn 18).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB says: haaay ahí f se fue
sanslash332 uses "preventive trussing".
SEB says: el bosque
Alisson (turn 18).
"miniaturization"'s effects are ending.
Alisson's "physical attack" level increases from -8 to -6.
Alisson's "physical defense" level increases from -16 to -12.
Alisson's "dodge" level decreases from 24 to 18.
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "link to the past".
Alisson draws 5 card from their discard pile.
We're still waiting for Alisson.
germanico (turn 19).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: no ali... o
sanslash332 says: menos mal
3 connected clients.
Alisson 3623 ms
germanico 636 ms
SEB 207 ms
1489 ms
germanico uses "audio power".
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: weon el ali se lagueo mal, ahora tiene mas de 3000 de lag xd
"germanico" has a play on draw card!
germanico uses "musical drawing".
Alisson says: dios ahora yo...
germanico gets 1 "musical note" cards in their hand.
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 (turn 19).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "thunder arrow" on Alisson.
But sanslash332 fails!
Alisson (turn 19).
"miniaturization"'s effects are ending.
Alisson's "physical attack" level increases from -6 to -4.
Alisson's "physical defense" level increases from -12 to -8.
Alisson's "dodge" level decreases from 18 to 12.
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson uses "miniaturization".
Alisson's "physical attack" level decreases from -4 to -6.
germanico says: que?
Alisson's "physical defense" level decreases from -8 to -12.
Alisson's "dodge" level increases from 12 to 18.
sanslash332 says: a, ya cortala
SEB says: aajjajajajjajajajjajajajaja
germanico (turn 20).
"magical flute"'s effects are ending.
germanico's "confusion" level increases from -1 to 0.
germanico's "sleep" level increases from -2 to 0.
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
Alisson says: ajajajajajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
germanico uses "lullaby" on Alisson.
sanslash332 says: me pregunto si sigue existiendo la posivilidad de que entre algo
Alisson's "sleep" level increases from 0 to 2.
germanico says: loooooooool
SEB says: omg entró jajajajjajaja
sanslash332 says: ... y ahí entro xd
Alisson says: ....
sanslash332 (turn 20).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "diamond arrow" on Alisson.
But sanslash332 fails!
Alisson (turn 20).
Alisson is asleep.
SEB says: pues la flecha no te entró xd
sanslash332 says: nunca tanta suerte wn xd
germanico says: xxddd
germanico (turn 21).
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
SEB says: gerpáaan se cae, se cae gerpáan
sanslash332 says: punteria*(0.1*12)
germanico uses "forest symphony" on Alisson.
But germanico fails!
Alisson says: no, soy yo xd
sanslash332 (turn 21).
sanslash332 says: en el caso de una punteria de 100 te queda en
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 says: en +12, la punteria de 100 queda en a penas 8.3%
sanslash332 uses "thunder arrow" on Alisson.
But sanslash332 fails!
Alisson (turn 21).
"lullaby"'s effects are ending.
Alisson's "sleep" level decreases from 2 to 0.
Alisson draws 1 card from their deck.
team 2 (sanslash332 and germanico) : 27 points
team 1 (Alisson and SEB) : -27 points
The environment is "neutral" ().
germanico, "fairy" type level 45, 407 health points , 48 cards in hand, 15 cards in deck, 24 cards in discard pile, bard (+3 power on "sound" launched attacks, +1 power on "mouth" launched attacks, -4 power on "physical" launched attacks, +3 power on "weapon" received attacks, +2 power on "physical" received attacks, -2 power on "sound" received attacks), team 2,
sanslash332, "electric" type level 23, 300 health points , 15 cards in hand, 1 cards in deck, 26 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
Alisson, "steel" type level 32, 300 health points , physical attack at level -6, physical defense at level -12, dodge at level 18, 41 cards in hand, 12 cards in deck, 2 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
The environment is "neutral" ().
germanico, "fairy" type level 45, 407 health points , 48 cards in hand, 15 cards in deck, 24 cards in discard pile, bard (+3 power on "sound" launched attacks, +1 power on "mouth" launched attacks, -4 power on "physical" launched attacks, +3 power on "weapon" received attacks, +2 power on "physical" received attacks, -2 power on "sound" received attacks), team 2,
sanslash332, "electric" type level 23, 300 health points , 15 cards in hand, 1 cards in deck, 26 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 2,
Alisson, "steel" type level 32, 300 health points , physical attack at level -6, physical defense at level -12, dodge at level 18, 41 cards in hand, 12 cards in deck, 2 cards in discard pile, neutral (), team 1,
germanico says: pero la canción de cuna no tiene 100
sanslash332 says: yapo, imagina, es peor
SEB says: turno 21 rofl
sanslash332 says: ahora en 128
Alisson uses "sparkling ray" on germanico.
This is super effective!
germanico loses 400 health points and now has 7 health points.
germanico (turn 22).
sanslash332 says: quedo vivo!
germanico draws 1 card from their deck.
germanico says: lol
sanslash332 says: quedo viiiiiiiiivooooooooo!
SEB says: dios xd
sanslash332 says to the team: no tienes terapia? xD
germanico says to the team: tiro?
germanico says to the team: no xd
sanslash332 says to the team: bum tira lo que sea entonces xx
Alisson says: uf
germanico uses "magical score".
Alisson says: se estabili...zo
SEB says: fue por esa terapia xd
germanico gets 43 "musical note" cards in their hand.
sanslash332 says to the team: puta que vendria bien ahora otra terapia xd
SEB says: hay germán va a cantaar
sanslash332 (turn 22).
sanslash332 draws 1 card from their deck.
sanslash332 uses "diamond arrow" on Alisson.
Critical hit!
This is not very effective.
Alisson loses 300 health points and now has 0 health points.
Alisson has been defeated!
sanslash332 says: siiiiiiiiiiiii!
Alisson says: ...................
germanico says: looooool
SEB says: omg y no es efectivo
Your score is 7 points!
SEB says: dios mío xd
sanslash332 finished with 7 points.
Alisson finished with -7 points.
SEB finished with -20 points.
germanico finished with 20 points.
Everyone's done, here are the scores!

sanslash332 dice: a ya que

Corona dice: no sé, pero yo me voy 😀

ofddo dice: yo, pero no plumas

Corona pone una carta Contracorriente en la casilla Trampolín.

Corona dice: combo completo

Corona tira el dado: 3

Corona avanza 3 casillas.

Casilla n°8: Aguas turbulentas

Corona pierde 1 plumas.

Una carta Contracorriente puesta por sanslash332 se encuentra en esta casilla.

Corona retrocede 3 casillas.

Casilla n°5: Trampolín

Corona gana 1 plumas.

Saque 1 cartas

Una carta Contracorriente puesta por Corona se encuentra en esta casilla.

Corona retrocede 3 casillas.

Casilla n°2: Borde del bosque

Corona gana 3 plumas.

Una carta Mina puesta por Corona se encuentra en esta casilla.

Corona dice: lool

Corona retrocede 15 casillas.

Casilla n°17: En el estanque

Una carta wisky puesta por sanslash332 se encuentra en esta casilla.

sanslash332 dice: ooooooooooooooooooooo

Pase 1 turnos

Corona dice: que bonito jajajajajaj

Germanico dice: looool xddddd

esto se siente ser un dell inspiron g:
a ya, el g. el indesiso. el eterocurioso. El género indefinido. No sé donde estoy. Soy gaming, pero a la vez soy home. Pero quiero ser medio office.

Sir Fernández del condado de alicante dio un traspié. El malvado dragón mañoso había utilizado sus artimañas para detener su avancee y el noble caballero cayó al suelo. El temible sir da silva alzó su espada, sin duda con una sonrisa victoriosa tras su yelmo escamoso. Pero cuando estaba a punto de darle el golpe de gracia, el conde de alicante levantó su fiel escudo, aquel que jamás se había doblegado. El resonar de acero contra acero cubrió todo el campo de batalla. Sir Fernández se alzó, presto a seguir combatiendo a su enemigo ancestral


Masa el valiente sir Fernández, cuyo brazo flaqueaba tras detener tan poderoso golpe y su mente se encontraba nublada por los embates del dragón, poco pudo hacer cuando Germán, el hada de los bosques, lo abordó por detrás. Sucumbió rápidamente a su hechizo y, bajo el aarrullo de una canción que solo el podía oír, cerró sus ojos sumido en un sueño fatal. Y nunca más los abrió pues, aprovechando ese momento de debilidad, sir da silva, con un portentoso tajo, separó la cabeza del conde alicantino de su cuerpo


Aprovechando la confusión y, maldiciendo internamente la caída del caballero que lo había contratado, J el apuñalador logró ocultarse en las sombras y undir una de sus dagas en la espalda del hada de los bosques, causándole un terrible dolor. Mas no fue suficiente para acabar con el escurridizo Germán quien, aún con una herida fatal, fue capaz de alertar al dragón mañoso, quien atrapó al apuñalador con sus artes mentales. Viéndolo a su merced, sir da silva lo destripó con un gélido tajo vertical que esparció sus intestinos por el lugar. J no apuñalaría a nadie más

Ah, y después lo reventaron a facu. Pero eso no es importante

Estábamos en unigram, cuando nos acordamos de maro, y mandamos el audio de la experiencia... luego de eso esto pasó:

sandl: una de las cosas que me alegra del maro actual. es que vicki a base de golpes y sexo duro le logró sacar el acento español de mierda que tenía xdddd
Pan: no confirmo lo segundo, pero si xd
sandl: yo tampoco no puedo confirmarlo, pero tampoco tengo dudas
Pan: ya basta, me duele mi pilín!. vas a dejar de hablar como español? claro que no!. entonces vamos otra vez... arre caballito! xd

jajajajja

Esto no es gracioso, pero lo subo igual para probar xd.